Funny Kids Poems Biography(Source.Google.com.pk)
Two devils came into my dreams.
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.
Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.
He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!
Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te
I Am N0t 50
I Am 16 With 34 Years 0f
That S The Attitude.
It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Million Dollar Question:
If U don’t like ur Husband,
why don’t u just leave him & go ??
Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything
that will make him Happy..
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
One: Very Funny
From Morning till Evening;
From Sunday to Saturday;
From 1st to 31st;
From January to December;
And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!
People Used to say, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;
Now a days they say, Photo Like Honi Chahiye!
Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations - You are a perfect student!
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone